Jesse Jackson Finally Has it Right

If you haven't heard the latest on the Good Reverend, Jesse Jackson, go watch this real quick...great.

Now, the Reverend is getting some bad press, mostly because he degraded the press's poster child. But I think the Rev is on to something. The real controversial comment was when he said he wanted to "cut [Obama's] nuts off." This comment just goes to show that deep down, no matter how liberal you are, everyone condones what is termed "cruel and unusual punishment." I don't think Obama should have his nuts cut off, but a lot of other people should have theirs cut off for sure.

First and foremost, every person featured on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" series should have their nuts cut off. That should be the first thing the police do, even before they are read their rights. Every single child predator should have 'em removed. It would actually be therapuetic for them, because something isn't working right.

Next, men who cheat on their wives. Chop, chop! And women who cheat on their husbands, well, the guy who they cheated with should be fixed too. Men would think twice before engaging in such destructive behaviors.

Teenage boys who father illegitimate children. If the boys aren't willing to marry the girl they impregnated, their right to sire should lost forever. It doesn't take a geneticist to figure out that the last people we want filling the gene pool are the teenage delinquents who can't keep it in their pants.

Men who own and operate any form of an adult entertainment enterprise. People who are willing and eager to demean other humans' most intimate relationships should be kept in check. Castration is the best way I can think of to do that.

Prisoners sentenced to life, for any crime. We just can't risk having them reproduce.

Random prisoners, with any sentence. Think how many more people would think twice before committing a crime if they new that every day in jail they had a nutcut lottery. Crime rates would plummet.

Finally, Jesse Jackson. He needs his nuts cut off. Anyone who is as hypocritical, bigoted, and racist as he is should have a testiclotomy.

So let's not be so critical of Jesse Jackson. He's finally saying what we all want to hear.


lauren said...

don't forget all the other rapists who aren't child predators... they def deserve to be stripped of their manhood.

welcome back blogdor. welcome back.

Benjamin J Burr said...

What proof do you have that Jesse Jackson still has his testicles?

Savage was saying some similar things after the Supreme Court decision about child rapists. However, Savage said that these procedures should be taped and posted on the internet and all of the proceeds would go to help the victims families. He also said it is a good punishment to send a castrated man to prison with a bunch of other men who aren't castrated.

Benjamin J Burr said...

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Heather said...

Amen. You've been preaching this strategy for years. It's about time someone else caught on.

Michelle Tolboe said...

Blogdor, you're just jealous that all those people HAVE nuts.